Second Home House Porn: I Want This Santa Fe Retreat!

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Of course this is what you need for the ultimate Santa Fe real estate “re-treat”. Or shall I say, tweet? I mean, if 8,000 square feet is one big mama house, 18,000 can only be better! Check out this magical 17 acre  oasis at 14-18 Destierro Trail — so big it hogs up four addresses — in the rolling hills of the Pojoaque Valley. The 17-acre property could be the ultimate family compound, especially if you are Mormon. Or have very pesky in-laws. The spread includes a main residence, guest house, Hacienda with private-entry guest rooms, and a Main Hall complete with kitchen, dining, and private “session” rooms. (Private sessions, eh. ) Very high-end finish outs and the joint is loaded with antiques from around the world. That plus meditation rooms, gardens, reflective pools, and centuries of ambiance enhanced by rooftop terraces, portals, and fountains. There are 16 bedrooms, but only 14 bathrooms dang it, great room with kiva fireplace, shower/steam/massage rooms, and all masters are decked to the nines. I mean, how many times does a retreat come on the market? Ten Thousand Waves is up the street but hey, with a place this size, who needs to step one bare tootsie out the door? Value-priced: $7.5 million.

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