Try a $29 million house, or at least a sneak peak into one of the bedrooms — the only room likely to get any real use in all that square footage.

Nothing would turn me on more than a bedroom with sweeping views of the water — in this case, the Atlantic: a 29,000 waterfront estate in Manalapan, Florida in the heart of Florida’s Gold Coast. The uber exclusive oceanfront community of Manalapan lies between Palm Beach and Boca Raton, and this estate is in Manalapan’s Estate Section, just 25 exclusive homes spanning from the Atlantic Ocean to the Intracoastal Waterway. Private club privileges at the nearby Ritz Carlton Hotel are extended to the property owners. You are 20+  feet above sea level, on two plus acres of beachfront and intracoastal splendor. Commanding majestic, unobstructed ocean and intracoastal views, the Venetian -style compound also provides a guest house, yacht dockage, (up to 120+ feet), tennis court, waterfall, outdoor kitchen, cabana, marble sundecks, and walkways with an oceanside pool and spa for relaxing in the south Florida sun. Stroll on the private beach or take a dip in the frothing Atlantic Ocean.  The Venetian – inspired masterpiece boasts 23,500 square feet with 7 Bedrooms, 10 baths and 3 half Baths and a 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath Guest House. The residence has an elevator servicing all three levels and 2 Garages with parking for 6 cars. Panoramic oceanfront vistas highlight nearly every room.

Asking: $29,950,000. Surely they’ll toss in a few chocolate hearts at that price!